a story as old as time itself
Give me a pairing and a number and I’ll draw them kissing.
(don’t know if this is already out there, but I suddenly felt like doing it)
- on the forehead
- on the nose
- on the cheek
- on the eyelids
- on the ear
- on the lips (cute)
- on the lips (passionate)
- on the chin
- on the neck
- on the shoulder
- on the back
- on the hand
- on the foot
- on the leg
- on the chest/torso
- on the butt
- on the naughty-bits
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
I was just in the parking lot when a young girl almost hit me with her bicycle and without thinking, I just said “Whoah there friend, you might need to slow down.”
AND THIS GIRL JUST TURNED WHITE AS A SHEET AND PEDALED AWAY SO FAST. I EITHER CAME OFF AS A CREEP OR SHE WATCHED DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED LMAO
Have you ever looked at someone’s tumblr and realized that you guys could be bestfriends? I have like 5 tumblr bestfriends and they have no idea
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
Someone please explain this.
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
holy sshit that was VERY scary!!!
I WAS ABOUT TO CRY
Do you feel something like princess,senpai?
In which John DiMaggio tells John DiMaggio to shut up
what omgwitchcraft of the highest degree
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.